Things that annoy.

The I am brigade and what they say (brag about ) in no particular order or in any order of dislike, some are not this season but still in my head.

 

The pricks you help, for example somebody asking for location of a ground. You help with an old post off the same site (easily found) giving the location / address of said ground.

Response was pathetic with no word of thanks, ungrateful sod. The person in question is a self righteous arrogant perick.

Never thought he was like that but another NOT to help in future. I don’t want a feckin medal but a quick ‘ta’ would be nice. I always thank someone if they are of help.

This is for a new award to be given at the end of season 2019 / 20 , The ” Spew Bag Award”  .

Image result for spew bag photos

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1] Feckin moron who on an obituary column asks who else is dead from a team the deceased played for.

Moron.

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2] Pricks that go on and on about needing this or that to complete this or fucking that, boring. Yawn , yawn.

Makes me comment to keep them in their place.(Tutting thingy).

eg = ”The only reason for my attendance was that it re-completed the Leicester & District League again.”.

Brilliant , want a medal ?

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Contender,  Dec 28, 2019.

3] This is what makes hobby Micky Mouse.

2 ticks , 1 and a half games. PATHETIC.

Late Jersey arrival scuppered our plans somewhat. Only managed the first half but as we had travelled so far made sure we got two grounds in.

Wankers.
Combined Counties Div One
Farnham Town 0 Jersey Bulls 2

Sydenhams Wessex League Premier Div
Fleet Town 1 Horndean 1

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4] ”It may be a weekend of four games in three countries”. Yawn.

( It WAS 5 in 3 last weekend, Nov 30). Do I go on about it FFS.

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5] ‘Into single figures on my unvisited NIFL venues now.”

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6] ”July 1, 2019 to June 30,2020 = 95 / 81 / 14 / inc 4 x 0-0’s. (You know my rules) @ 30 / 10 / 2019.
2019/20. Benelux = Bel = 0-0-0-(I(MUI-I)-0-0)-(0-2-1-1)/ Lux = 0-2 / Neth = 0-0-0-(1 – 2) Others France = 0-0 / Germany =0-0-0 / Italy =0-1(Act 2- Frosinone new)./ Iberia = P = 0-0 & S = 0-0.”

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7] At least this person gives the score nowadays – ”Easingwold Town 2-2 Thorpe United
York FL – Premier Division
Att.25hc
https://100groundsclub.blogspot.com/…1/706-bull-hill.html

Only ever read one of his posts when he completed the 92 , he made sure Brighton new about him doing it  , piece in the programme, mentioned on tannoy  , bought his souvenirs and then the prick left the game early to catch a train , what a feckin knob !!

Def Spew Bag contender.

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8] Some idiot from Bournemouth telling us all where he’s going egg chasing ( his childish words ) on a football ( round ball ) where are you going thread.

Egg chasing has it’s own thread.

PERIIIIICK.

Give me feckin strength. WRONG GAME.

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9] ”A hat trick of bracketed ticks with Marlow Utd v Long Crendon in Hellenic Div 1 EastSmile ”.

Yawn. FFS.

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10] ”Yet another Saturday mystery tour.
Ian J and I thought we were going to Route One Rovers at Dixon Academy in Bradford, as the Morley Town secretary had confirmed the game was on at a 3g.There is indeed a 3g there, but it seems that Route One may now be playing at Zara academy.
We did not know this as the two teams came out for a game on the grass pitch, it turned out to be
Fairbank U 3 Lepton Highlanders 4
Yorkshire Amateur League.

 

AMOTHER CONTENDER FOR THE SPEW BAG.

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11] Feckin hilarious.

Someone has just filled this in to tell us their not filling it in.

”This signature has been intentionally left blank.”

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12] On same site as above , at one time a favourite site , nowadays  piss poor.

‘I’ve sent you a private message’ , posted on line. If he’s on line, he will have received it , DOH.

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13] Posts going missing that moderators don’t like on what used to be a popular Non League Forum.

It’s now full of I’m , I’ve, I , PLUS the majority have never heard of a search engine.

Gone to a new ( poorer) format , many old posters haven’t bothered migrating across yet ?

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14) What the feck , what on earth do people watch ?

Get a life.

The visitors, 2nd in the table, took an early lead and with the strong wind behind them, expected them to add more against the hosts, who were 2nd bottom and started with 10 men, but it wasn’t until just before half time that JPM scored their second goal. The visitors still had more of the play early in the second half but found the going more difficult with the wind against them and the hosts broke away and pulled a goal back on the hour and a few minutes later equalised with the goal of the game, a strike from a tight angle into the roof of the net from the left hand side. It wasn’t long after that the visitors restored their lead and then soon after a couple of home players hobbled off injured and they suddenly found themselves down to 8 men and when the visitors scored a fourth goal the home linesman was encouraging his players to walk off so the referee would have to abandon the game, one player did just that after the fifth goal went in, and when the visiting #10 completed his hat trick another walked off reducing the hosts to 6 and the referee, who I think was a stand in as he was dressed in civilian clothes, had no choice but to blow the final whistle.

15) This is one from the ”I AM BRIGADE”.

Feckin embarrassing from someone at Spurs who watches kiddies football.

‘The 92’ had never entered my head at that stage. It was only the eleventh different ground I had seen a match on, whilst tonight was a rather quirky number, as this was ground visit number 3,333 in England (5,368 worldwide).

Such low totals !

 

16) Bad info from one who is usually factual but is first to slag off other peoples errors. Same ‘I AM’ as post 15.

”Tottenham have this season (2019/20) moved into their new 62,062 capacity stadium, having played at Wembley Stadium in the interim, since leaving their ‘White Hart Lane’ stadium in May 2017.

Funny that I went last season (18/19) !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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